Download or read book Spookiest Tricks & Treats Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-07-23 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready for Halloween with more than 900 brand-new Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, and one-liners. The Spookiest Tricks & Treats Joke Book Ever! contains all types of kid-friendly jokes that are perfect to tell while trick-or-treating or at a spooky party. Whether your kids prefer to dress up as monsters or superheroes, they’ll laugh out loud at jokes such as... Q: What did one zombie say to the other zombie? A: “Get a life!” Q: Where do mummies go for pizza? A: Pizza Tut Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed the clock? A: He got ticks.