Download or read book Modern Family written by Writers of Modern Family Staff and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of Channel 10's hit MODERN FAMILY - the No.1 TV show in Australia with 1.1 million consistent viewers - rejoice The Pritchetts and Dunphys have got together to share their favourite moments and lessons to learn from and laugh about ...Every week, the characters on MODERN FAMILY have something to learn. And no matter the lesson, they always find a fresh and incredibly funny way to teach us a little bit about life and love as well. Now, America's most beloved family has finally opened up their albums to share some of their favourite photos and memories for us to enjoy all over again. Touching on everything from motherhood and teenagers to siblings, school, and love, MODERN FAMILY: WIT AND WISDOMS FROM AMERICA'S FAVOURITE FAMILY features some of the funniest lines from the show including: Claire: Look at them: a minute ago they were babies, and now they're driving, and soon we'll all be dead. Phil: I called the florist and ordered one dozen Mylar balloons. Good luck staying mad, honey. Gloria: I'm Columbian. I know a fake crime scene when I see one. Jay: She's my daughter. You're my wife. Let's remember what's important here: there's a football game on.Mitchell: It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world, interacting with grown-ups while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer. With exclusive chapter introductions by each family member, this book will leave the show's millions of fans laughing out loud at - and falling even more in love with - the funniest family on television.