Download or read book Conservatives are from Mars (liberals are from San Francisco) written by Burt Prelutsky and published by . This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You think you have pet Peeves? America's Favorite Humorist, the man who invented political incorrectness, unloads on every annoying topic you can imagine.You think not? how about Bill and Hillary, cell phones, SUV's, the ACLU, Reverend Jesse, TV weathermen, the French, Al Sharpton, teenagers, affirmative action, Mexico, fishing, Tom Daschle, Flag-burners, gay pride, screenwriters, travel, Canada, Diet plans, how-to-books, Hollywood celebrities, cats, Islam, professors, Ed Bradley, lawyers, political debates, American Jews, Michael Moore, Angela Lansbury and my mother's cooking?!