Download or read book Mom Quotes Book written by Simone Novelette and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-07 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh out loud with these 50 funny sayings that you, if you are a mom may have said or that your mom or grandmother may be guilty of. From "Why? Because I said so!" to "I am not your maid!" to "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!" or "I hope someday You have children who are just like you!" to "Stop picking your nose!" and "Don't forget to wash your private parts!" Moms say the funniest things when they are upset or want to make a point to their kids and this book is chock full of those quotes.