The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes
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Publisher : CreateSpace
Total Pages : 106
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ISBN-10 : 1477661360
ISBN-13 : 9781477661369
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Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-14 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Chemical Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Chemical Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Chemical Engineer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Chemical Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Chemical Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Chemical Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Chemical Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Chemical Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***


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